[Author's note: I'm back, bitches!
...
...
Nah, I was just kidding the whole fucking time! Anyway, the
entire One Less Lonely Gurl gig is just a bad, bad, joke. Congratulations to
those who were able to tell that I'm not serious about this whole thing. I'm
not who you guys think I am. I'm actually just a dude named Jimmy who's curious
about human stupidity and its bounds. And, I learned the hard way by
challenging myself to write something deliberately horrible, from plot to
grammar. Part of the challenge was also arguing with you guys, when, as a
matter of fact, I actually agree with all of you. It was definitely tough going
against what I actually agree with, so I took a long time off from this
website. Yes, I'm being serious now. I've already given up on this fanfic
altogether and my awful persona as Monica-Gilbey-Bieber, uber-idiot. Nope, this
account isn't hacked. This is really me.
So, long story short.. (Man, I REALLY hate this!)
C'ren used the syringe on Plankton when he fell asleep again
and commands him to do her bidding. She soon conquered the world by feeding
everyone the Krabby Patties infected with the serum. It turns out that her
discovery of the Spongebob universe is just a front for her to rule the world
and have her revenge against her tormentors and that she's just using Plankton
for a more evil plan. She also used Justin Bieber as an endorser of the product
as soon as she got control of him, which definitely meant that more people will
succumb to her control. As for the people who hate Justin Bieber, they still
tried the product anyway because they all wanted to know how a Krabby Patty
tastes like since Spongebob is a popular franchise after all... Read the full
epilogue of this epic failure in the first chapter of my next fanfic,
Plankton's Eye View, and I hope you will enjoy how I will rip C'ren apart.
(insert evil grin here)
Yup, this story is sick. I will start over and upload a new
story that is certainly closer to my writing style. I will keep the fanfic here
for a while, which I will repost on my new blog soon with extra commentary from
me on how I'm about to lose my mind from this piece of shit. For now, enjoy
flaming this trainwreck! :)
That's it. See you guys in the next fanfic.]
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